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Post by kingofpartick » Sun Sep 30, 2007 23:55

Where is Ian?

Is he pan bread or tied up being tortured?
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Post by stolenwine » Sun Sep 30, 2007 23:57

i have a feeling he's tied up somewhere. steven (is that his name?) is totally psychocreepy. how old is he supposed to be?

i really want to punch lucy in the face sometimes.

also, ben is possibly the creepiest child on tv.
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Post by kingofpartick » Mon Oct 01, 2007 00:11

lucy is an absolute pain in the arse these days.

steven is a pure psycho. I saw Friday's this afternoon, and i wondered if he was realising that he was wrong about what he's done.

I had thought his while thing had been about getting revenge for his mum, but i started thinking after today's that it was more about punishing Ian cause he thought he had been abandoned by him.
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Post by ariettyspaghetti » Mon Oct 01, 2007 08:59

I'm convinced poor Ben has only ever been taught how to do one acting face. It's the one where he looks like someone has just told him off. That makes him even more freaky when he starts trashing girl's rooms.
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Post by Miss 9 » Mon Oct 01, 2007 15:57

I'd still rather adopt Ben than Lucy though. I've never wanted to beat a child so much in my life. Also, Ben awesomely turned up his hearing aid to snoop. Clearly he has the potential to be cool.

And is it me, or have there been like, 4 episodes to end on CreepyStevenFace in the past two weeks?

That wedding is going to be GREAT. Is brunette chick still sleeping with the ugly dad of her fiance?
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Post by a layer of chips » Mon Oct 01, 2007 16:02

The way Stephen keeps kissing that photo makes me piss.

Where's the Corrie thread? Rosie is looking hot again.

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Post by Miss 9 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:58

Holy fuck I'm so bored.

1. Ian's been gone for like, two weeks now and there's been absolutely zero plot development on that storyline since, with the exception of his stepson turning up which was obviously going to happen as soon as it was revealed he was behind all the stalking fun. Christ.

2. Heather is the most depressing character to appear on television ever. The lipstick kiss prints on the George Michael poster just push me over the edge.

3. Deano is the only good-looking person on the whole show and I don't want him to go away. And Parklife is a really bad father. And the youngest girl in that family (with glasses) is so boring I want to punch her face until it collapses.

4. That wedding is still going to be totally awesome. IF IT HAPPENS.

5. Is the old lady who works in the laundrette called Dot? I think she's my favourite.
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Post by humblebee » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:13

Is Stephen's character meant to sound really really posh or is it just another piece of incredibly bad casting?

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Post by a layer of chips » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:14

And how does he have a Home Counties accent?

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Post by ariettyspaghetti » Mon Oct 08, 2007 20:30

I was utterly repelled when Steven kissed Jane. Yuk. Will have to watch tonight's episode later in the week. I must say I am a bit bored by the fact there has been no Ian contact.
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Post by Anonymous » Mon Oct 08, 2007 20:34

tastyzine wrote:And how does he have a Home Counties accent?
he grew up in brazil didn't he with wicksy?

there's your answer right there

also how comes most of the cast of eastenders sound like they're from south of the river?

is that terrifing ugly man still it? the one who looks like an atrophied testicle?

I'll probably need to be more specific

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Post by ariettyspaghetti » Mon Oct 08, 2007 20:35

Jim Branning?

*sniggers*
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Post by lynsosaurus » Tue Oct 09, 2007 13:57

Miss 9 wrote:
3. Deano is the only good-looking person on the whole show and I don't want him to go away. And Parklife is a really bad father. And the youngest girl in that family (with glasses) is so boring I want to punch her face until it collapses.
I think we should make it the law to only refer to him as Parklife from now on. Yes.

You would not believe the heady heights of modern technology that I have witnessed this past week. We went to Spain on holiday, resigned to the fact that there would be no Eastenders for a week. But you know what? You can get British telly. IN SPAIN! What the fuck is that all about?

Anyway, what I meant to say is that I wish they would hurry the fuck up with this wedding, because it's going to be SO GOOD.

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Post by a layer of chips » Tue Oct 09, 2007 14:00

Max's lass' new video camera is gonna play some part in outing him and Stacey, innit?

I should imagine there are more nouveau riche eastenders in Spain than there are Spanish, lyns.

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Post by Miss 9 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 17:16

I think being a set designer on 'EastEnders' is probably the best job in the world. Say what you will about the acting or the plot, but man, those sets are great, especially in the houses. I think Max's place is a really good example - it's a lot nicer than the other homes because that family has pretentions of being something other than total shit. Meanwhile, Heather's mother's lounge was just the right combination of fucking creepy and fucking depressing.

And speaking of sets, is that blonde girl with the ratty hair ever going to wash Ben's family tree off of the wall? I bet it plays like, an emotional role later on.
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Post by kingofpartick » Fri Oct 12, 2007 20:28

FUCKING HELL!!!!
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Post by Big Nose » Fri Oct 12, 2007 20:35

I know who died! I know who died!

Yeah errr.. my wife reads those TV mags.

Steven is so bad though isn't he. Worst actor ever. And fringe.

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Post by lynsosaurus » Fri Oct 12, 2007 20:54

That was a proper good cliffhanger, in true old-school Eastenders fashion.

I know who dies anyway, but it was still good.

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Post by stolenwine » Fri Oct 12, 2007 21:23

dramatic!

i don't know who dies, but i'm gonna go with the obvious and guess that it's steven?
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Post by Anonymous » Fri Oct 12, 2007 21:36

Max!!!

that's the one who looks like a testicle that's got caught in an industrial lathe

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