that's been added to alongwalkhome's list of things i'm taking her do in england. list so far.
the brentwood cereal socioloigcal research centre tour
5 day cricket match between somerset and minor counties
bowler hat and colonial moustache museum
the queueatorium - the world's most realistic queue simulator
What, no Justice for me? That's always the way. Is that because you found out I worked as a tourguide on the Freedom Trail in Boston? I swear I lied about everything because they never trained me; and it was at an Anglican church--the only "Red Coat" spot on the Trail. I am not a patriot, damnit!
I read this as "queeratorium," which sounds just slightly more interesting than the line s(t)imulator. [queue Gina's Kenneth Williams photo here]
I lived next to Headingly Cricket Ground. I've had enough of that fucking "sport" to last me a lifetime (sat on our roof once and watched 10 minutes of a match). Could you not show me your paint chip collection instead?
Shoe Museum! I went to the Shoe Exhibit at the modern art gallery in Toronto 10 years ago and nearly passed out from sheer elation. They had Elton John's Pinball Wizard shoes from Tommy. You can't beat that with a stick.
Back to cereal. Isn't it all about making you poop really? I mean, once being a kid and trying to get hold of as much refined sugar as humanly possible is over, isn't it really about the fiber