Do we really not have a condiments thread?

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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by leonardo » Mon Jun 14, 2010 14:55

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Now you can make yourself taste like bacon! A great stocking stuffer, J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm will keep your lips from chapping while constantly reminding you why bacon is the king of meats. Free shipping.
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by caramarydaisy » Mon Jun 14, 2010 15:03

that pics not working...

also, what even is baconaise, i think ive missed that discussion in this thread somewhere..
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by Final Loan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 15:21

It's bacon flavoured mayonnaise.

http://www.baconnaise.com/
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by caramarydaisy » Mon Jun 14, 2010 15:23

sounds wrong, yet im oddly intrigued.
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by Silver Girl » Mon Jun 14, 2010 17:12

I nearly bought some in London last week. But it was 6 quid! And I remembered I wasn't veggie so could just have proper mayo and bacon.
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by Final Loan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:53

Why not put baconnaise on bacon? Or would that be like crossing the streams?
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by Murray » Tue May 29, 2012 21:10

Ginger! Chillis! Garlic!
This stuff makes everything taste better. Everything.

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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by tompony » Tue May 29, 2012 21:44

I've had that! Lovely stuff.

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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by humblebee » Tue May 29, 2012 22:30

That looks lush. Where can I buy some?

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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by deerful » Wed May 30, 2012 03:40

It's like this thread's resurrection is fate.

I'm still awake at half 3 in the morning primarily because I ate about half a jar of piccalilli and now I feel extremely unwell. Most delicious of all the condiments though.
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by Murray » Wed May 30, 2012 09:49

humblebee wrote:That looks lush. Where can I buy some?
I've always managed to pick it up in Sainsbury's, Tesco and Waitrose's bigger stores.
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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by Murray » Wed May 30, 2012 10:22

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Re: Do we really not have a condiments thread?

Post by darvé » Wed May 30, 2012 10:33

Murray wrote:Image
Marketing madness.

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You can kind of guess what it would look like though can't you.
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