you don't have to slaughter grey squirrels but nutters who like to kill animals and harbour wrong thoughts about small kids often insist you should
they say, 'that pete, that pete, kill the greys, kill the greys' from beneath your window sill and insist the reds are under threat from those greys being full of disease, coming over here and getting AIDs treatment on the NHS and having houses full of wide screen tv's and sky plus and fridges and being giving coupons to buy acorns by the government and pretty soon you won't be able to walk around knightsbridge without being jostled by grey squirrels in burkas and they claim to be an indigineous (spelling?) species but do they support the red squirrels in the cricket? do they buffalo!
he group - whose songs include Disney's Dream Debased and DIY Meat - have released 95 albums since forming in 1976.
they're just making things up! they haven't released 95 albums the mongs. did they just pick those songs at random then? i've never heard of them.
Franz Ferdinand, The Smiths, Nirvana and the Happy Mondays have all named The Fall as inspiration.
no they never!
Last night a music industry source said: "I don't know what would be worse for Mark E Smith's image - being found guilty of killing squirrels, or the RSPCA finding out he made up the claims."
yeah because a man who's sniffed glue for 46 years, talks like a fridge with a tracheotomy, has a face like mummified scrotum and finds all his clothes in bins outside delousing units really cares about his image.
When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called 'the People's Stick.'
Surely he was just talking rubbish to the reporter? I mean he's not exactly known for his insightful attitude to interviews is he? Shock horror, the Fall aren't popular with Daily Mail readers.
I reckon squirrels are quite good. Although I draw the line at letting them eat out of my hand like the weirdos in St James's Park do.
Is evil just something you are, or something you do?
JamieC wrote:yeah because a man who's sniffed glue for 46 years, talks like a fridge with a tracheotomy, has a face like mummified scrotum and finds all his clothes in bins outside delousing units really cares about his image.
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anyways, squirrels aren't all that shifty, are they?
Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.
They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.
A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources,
Whoa. I had a horrible dream about squirrels the other night. Black squirrels were swarming all over my legs, and I had to pick up a rock and smash them.
whoa. i've never seen a black squirrel before. they look kind of scary.
i used to have a pretty good relationship with squirrels. i'd feed them cheerios when they came to the door. cheerios and bits of bread.
then one day i accidentally hit a squirrel with my car. and i guess word got around because after that i didn't see them anymore.
A squirrel patroles the area outside my aunt's house in LA preventing me from sitting on the porch with a book as it is apt to hover on the fence above my head and LOOK at me. There's Blair Witch style video footage of glimpses of squirrell amidst trees and the camera person (me)running and screaming hysterically.
Sarcasm was the lowest form of wit. Now there's you.
they watch you and rummage through your pants when you go to work.
I have a similar memory of mad squirrels in Kingston, Ontario. My friend told me of a mad squirrel jumping on to her screen window cover in the middle of the night, waking her up with a loud thud, and because it was backlit by a street-lamp through her window blinds, the first thing she saw was the image of a massive squirrel shadow, a sort of inverse bat-signal.